Q: How do I join myg0t?
A: You must bake a cake and write "myg0t 0wns me" on it, take pics of it, pics of you eating it and then post these on the forums. Either that or whatever else we can think of at the time that only a idiot would do.
Q: What does the word "myg0t" mean?
A: It's just a fucking word, it does not mean nything, stop fucking asking. The word "myg0t" does have a story behind how the word came to be, but this is a FAQ not fucking story time, so fuck off.
Q: I got banned from my favorite server for cheating, can you give me some CD keys for X game?
A: Sure you can find a updated list of CD Keys for various games at: http://pain.ytmnd.com
Q: Your web site is not updated very often, are you guys just lazy?
A: Sorry, fell asleep, what was the question again?
Q: I'm going to come kick your fucking asses, where do you fuckers live?
A: We live in Niggersville, just ask o_0's mom. Actually, most of the orignal myg0t crew and founding members are from Chillicothe, Ohio.
Q: I heard myg0t is just a bunch of 12 year olds who get picked on all the time, is this true?
A: Yes this is true, we are every stereotype you can think of, if that makes you feel better after being raged by one of us.
Q: Where can I get myg0t's private cheats?
A: Come to our IRC server, irc.myg0t.com #myg0t and ask anyone in the channel for it, they should give you exactly what you need.
Q: I was playing X game with a myg0t member and he said I could join myg0t, does that mean I'm a member now?
A: No, it just means your a idiot for believing them.
Q: Is it true that anyone can wear the myg0t tag when playing a online game?
A: Yes, this is true. As long as you're raging online games, feel free to use the tag and spread our name and mission.
Q: One of your members was being very abusive towards me, calling me names. Will you kick him out?
A: Please report whomever this was right away to myg0t leadership and we will kick them out of myg0t ASAP, myg0t does not tolerate abuse of other people. HAHAHAHA, ya right...... each person is responsible for his or her own actions and myg0t does not control what they do. Please take up this matter with that indivual or their ISP if applicable.
Q: Is myg0t really a bunch of racists?
A: We are not racists, we hate everyone equally.
Q: Where can I get information about enlarging my penis?
A: Please provide us with your email address and we'll be happy to forward all the penis enlargement spam we get to you.
Q: I got banned from the myg0t IRC/Mumble server or channel, how do I get unbanned?
A: Most server bans expire within 30 days and most channel bans are cleared daily or weekly. Try again some other time and don't repeat what ever you did or did not do, that got you banned.
Q: I use to be in myg0t under the name X, this was years ago, even though no one remembers me, can I rejoin?
A: Yes, you can rejoin, in fact we'll make you the new leader since you came back after all these years. Actually, both rambo and I (SourceX) have a file with identifiable information on each member in it which spans back for about the last 4 years.
Q: I use to rage with you guys under the name X, does anyone remember me?
A: The only thing I remember was fucking your mom last night and I'm trying really hard to forget that.
Q: I heard myg0t laid off all of its members and sent all raging jobs to India is this true?
A: Yes, due to the increasing cost of raging, we had to make a business decision to remain viable in today's raging market. As a result of this we had to lay off the current myg0t members and replace them with cheap ragers from India. Yes, no one can understand a fucking word they are saying, but it's not like we really gave a fuck about our customers anyways.
Q: Who wrote this fucking gay ass FAQ anyways?
A: Jesus did, we were sitting around one night smoking some crack and I told him "Jesus if you want to continue sleeping on my couch, your ass needs to get a job." Jesus, then told me, "How about I write the myg0t FAQ instead?" I told Jesus, "Throw in a hand job and you got yourself a deal!" The rest is history.
Q: What happened to Old Man Peterson?
A: He got deported. We are currently seeking someone to marry OMP so he can get his green card back.